I love animals, anyone who knows me well knows that. I love all sorts from snakes to fluffy bunnies they’re all the same to me. I’ve always wanted to have a zoo/animal shelter where I would shelter all animals except for camels (they are out to get me) and birds (but owls are okay because they’re not dumb like the rest of the winged beasts). If that dream ever comes true, I’ve already picked the animals I’d have and named them:
Elephants: Aristotle, Socrates and Gattuso
Looks a bit like Alex Day
Lions: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Luna
Snakes: Salazar, Rasputin, Snape, Gengis, Azrael, Nebuchadnezzar and Lenin (I really love snakes)
Turkish angora: Shahrazad
Hairless cat: Eman
Owls: Gandalf, Dumbledore and Hedwig
I promise this is a polar bear.
Polar bears: Dostoyevsky and Chekov
He’s so fast that you can’t see the res of his body, it’s just a blur.
Cheetahs: Chaka and Khan
Giraffes: Khamees and Juma’a
Confession: I googled ‘wolf drawing’ and copied this off an 8-year old’s drawing.
Gorillas: John, Paul, Ringo and George
Rabbits: I won’t have time to name them because they’ll probably just die within the month and the reproduce at such an alarming rate that I can’t possibly think of enough names.
THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLY HARD TO DRAW!
Horses: Pestilence, War, Death and Famine (cheery names for horses)
Beagle: Eleanor Rigby
Saint Bernard: Sgt. Pepper
Bloodhound: Bungalow Bill
I realize this looks more like Mugabe than an orangutan.
Orangutans: Sheikh and Sheikha
Tigers: Gog and Magog
Bats: Nosferatu, Bathory and Sir Nicholas de Mimsy Porpington.
Dragon: Flamel/Norbert (depends on what breed… is it a Norwegian Ridgeback, a Hungarian Horntail, Chinese Fireball…?)