Before me is an abyss of boredom

by Eman

Will anyone save me from these heavy shackles of boredom and solitude?
I’m so bored that going to the bathroom is a nice field trip.
I’m so bored that I’m watching reruns of America’s Next Top Model.
I’m so bored that I gave my self a pedicure and nearly lost a toe.
I’m so bored that I made a sculpture out of empty Hershey’s Kisses wrappers.
I’m so bored that I ate an entire bag of Hershey’s Kisses.
I’m so bored that I cleaned my wardrobe (a herculean feat).
I’m so bored that I am writing this stupid post begging someone to enthrall and excite me. I WILL TAKE ANYTHING!

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