Movies and Birthday Presents

by Eman

I’m pretty sure I could walk into any move studio today and have a billion and one brilliant movie ideas that are infinitely better than any remake of any Patrick Swayze movie. I could singlehandedly elevate the movie industry to heights and glory it hasn’t seen since the invention of talkies.

But I won’t.

Because I’m lazy.

In other news, it happens to be Haya’s birthday today and I want to wish her a very happy birthday. I don’t really have to do this so publicly, I can just mind text* her, but I like showing off how important she is to me. My gift to you, dear Haya, is this:

Happy birthday, I love you.

*Mind texting is a form of communication that transfers psychic messages from one mind to another. You see, Haya and I don’t have to talk, we know what the other is thinking just by synching our minds. It saves a lot on the phone bills, but it’s not entirely safe. Once, I accidentally slipped into an area of her brain that was made for no mortal eyes. I won’t say what it was, but there were a lot of llamas in sweaters (and they had nothing else on).