I have peered unto the bowels of hell
Honestly child, no one wants to see your lady
lumps hills mountains. Hide the suckers.
This lecture makes me wonder how slow a person can be and still get into college. It frightens me to think that these people will be in charge of my money some day. I’m keeping my cash under a tree in the backyard if this is the future of banking.
I woke up a bit sad today because my skin is acting up. I had to fight nail and tooth for the last seat on the bus while this person behind me blasted house music like she’s effing Pauly D and another person talked to me with the most terrible morning breath. I almost did her a courtesy and told her to get checked because she might some sort of oral disease, but I didn’t. She had braces too, green ones that made her look like she’d licked snot off someone’s nose.
That’s all for now.